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Happy Blogoversary, Oh Fuse of the Number Eight!
February 7, 2008
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Psst.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz

I said, "Psst!"

And I said "zzzzzzzzz". Go away.

Don't you know what day it is?

(cracks one bleary eye open)

Well?

It's Thursday. Thursday is a day when I can sometimes sleep in because I'm working the evening shift at the library. As that seems to be the case I am currently attempting to sleep. So if you'll excuse me . . .

Wait! It's more than just Thursday! Don't you remember?

(uh-oh) Uh... what is it? Some Canadian Thanksgiving or something? The day after Ash Wednesday?

(glowers)

No? Hm. It's . . . . oh.

Oh dear.

IT'S MY FREAKIN' BIRTHDAY AND YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT . . .

Technically it's the blog's anniversary . . .

. . . AND HERE I AM SLAVING AWAY FOR YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY AND WHAT DO YOU CARE?

Slaving?

EXACTLY. (muffles sobs)

Aw. Now see here, little buddy. I didn't forget. It just slipped my mind a little. Let's see, how old is the blog again?

(petulant) Two.

And what is the two year anniversary?

(momentarily baffled)

It's cotton! So look what I got you!

Is that one of your husband's undershirts that was just sitting on the bed?

A COTTON undershirt, sweetie pie. Let's just see how it fits . . .

. . . . . . . . .

Perfect! Happy anniversary, little Fuseman. And a happy blogoversary to all you readers out there. It's been quite a strange trip these last few years, but I couldn't be happier. And that goes double for the Fuseman here.
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Till next year!
(Thanks too to Carter Hasegawa who was good enough to remind me about this before Fuseman did.)
Posted by Elizabeth Bird on February 7, 2008 | Comments (19)