Meet the Dullards

The tradition of Allard's Stupids books lives on in the Dullards, a family of five engulfed in ennui. Horrified to catch their children reading, asking to go to school, and trying to play outdoors, the Dullard parents try to nip this revolt in the bud. The children finally escape out a window and make their own fun. The deadpan text is matched by hilarious illustrations.

The tradition of Bottner's The Scaredy Cats (rev. 3/03) and Allard's Stupids books (The Stupids Die, rev. 8/81) lives on with the Dullards, a family of five engulfed in ennui. The Dullard parents are horrified when they catch their children Blanda, Borely, and Little Dud reading books, asking to go to school, and even trying to play outdoors. Though the parents try to nip this revolt in the bud by moving to an even more boring house, they are challenged when a welcoming neighbor brings over a cake made with chunky applesauce ("so unpredictable") and speaks enthusiastically ("'Please don't use exclamation marks in front of our children,' said Mrs. Dullard"). And so it goes until, while watching paint dry (a mix of beige and gray labeled "Custom Dull"), the children finally escape out a window and make their own fun. Close readers will no doubt notice that the books the children were reading in the first pages of the story inspire both their imaginative play and the final circus scene. Pennypacker's droll, deadpan text is matched by Salmieri's flat and hilarious illustrations; the characters, with their elongated limbs and prominent eyes, might remind readers of Gru in the movie Despicable Me. The big, wide world is painted in bright reds and blues, while the Dullard parents stick to their predictable oatmeal-colored world, "secure in the knowledge that their children were perfect bores." Not. robin smith